Too Much

Wow, what a beautiful morning, I don’t think anything Bad will happen today!

I take a big yawn, and step out of bed right into some throw-up.  Give out a little scream, and start running to the bathroom.  That’s when I see everything all over the bedroom floor, all over the bathroom floor.  My Dog has thrown up & Shat everywhere, how? why? when?

My Bad Luck adventure has started in the comfort of my own home.  I must investigate what happened, and how I can walk around the house without gagging and throwing up.  That’s when the smell hits me, while I’m standing in the bathroom on my toes trying to stay away from throw-up and diarrhea. It smells so bad in my room that I want to just start throwing up till I pass out.


I’m sorry to disgust you, but imagine being in this chaotic mess of animal insides and feces.  I get the courage to make it to my closet after cleaning up my feet.  Thank god my dog didn’t get into my closet, this was the only place that was not affected.  So I get on my shoes and walk around.  My first steps in the hallway really showed me how bad this actually was. The way the hallway looked, made my room look neat.  There was Brown paw marks all over the wall, and smeared everywhere.  The smell is the worst I’ve ever experienced in my life.   After some gagging and building a little courage I walked to the living room and kitchen area which was the worst sight.  The Living room was a mad house, my dog was sleeping on the couch with dry feces everywhere on his body.  However I can now see what the problem is, my dog has gotten into the medicine drawer because this is where he keeps his food.  As I make it over the the kitchen everything is apparent to me.


On the kitchen floor is hundreds of pebbles of dog food spread out everywhere.  Along with shit, piss, and feces all over the floor.  I see medicine has been opened and so this answers a few questions, it brings up a concern.  I walk to my dog to check if she, Molly, is still breathing and turns out she did not consume anything deadly in the medicine cabinet.  So I go back to the kitchen to see what the hell could of gotten a dog to throw-up and shit a bag of dog food with a months worth of food in one night!  I pick up a half eaten cardboard box of constipation pills, basically like little chewable candy prunes that make you poop everywhere.


After investigating what happened I end up just taking a shower, and called two old cleaners that come whenever we throw parties.  I walked out the door and left it unlocked because if anyone wanted to rob my house they could go try and do that.  I just wanted to make it so that when I came back to pay the maids, everything would be spotless.




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