The worst Chipotle ever

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   I was at Chipotle.  I hope you know what that is, everyone does.  I’m looking around when all of a sudden I see an old girlfriend.  I’m with my girlfriend so I decide to keep my head down because I didn’t tell her about my EX.  Half-way through out meal, my EX heading out the door, and my girlfriend, lara looks up and see’s her.  To my surprise Lara notices her from a Facebook picture of mine so she asks who she is.  Me being stupid tells her I have no idea what she’s saying considering my EX is already out the door.  I’m wiping off my sweat thinking it’s a close one when my EX walks in for her parking validation and to my amazing luck see’s me.  At first I pretend I just noticed her, but as she starts to talk to my wife about the past between my EX & I it became clear to my wife I was lying to protect myself.  I’ve gotten the death stare from her ever since… I don’t think I’m sleeping on the bed tonight.  One thing is forsure, Lesson Learned.

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